She's up for mischief,
Always ready to roll.
It is her business,
Baking stuff and taking on LoL.
There is no difference,
If your grumpy or down.
She's a Party Cannon
Loaded up to lighten your frown.
She's like a candy cane
That’s given to all,
She jumps in circles
'til she hits you
Like a pink bouncy ball.
So just remember this,
When you're mind is all blown,
She will tickle you down to your very bone,
She'll hug you tight.
Have you ever really wanted to be
A crazy baker with a certain massive taste for glee?
Did you ever try to further improve
How well you’d sense sadness you could soothe? (Oh!)
Was there ever any certain time
When you thought hot sauce and sweets combine? (Well)
I guess now it’s time to shine, ‘cuz finally she’s here:
Here comes Pie!
(As in joy you will bask,
The best bet one has is to not even ask,
Just from where the hell she's getting all that stuff
‘cuz she’ll never go back, she just has it.)
-EPIC GUITAR SOLO-